You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to Hell!

While we were playing and living care-free in Vegas, back home something very precious was taken from us. After 37 years, Newbury Pizza has closed.

Located only blocks away from the Ten AM World Headquarters, Newbury Pizza was our home away from home for the past 5 years. We've often said it's the best pizza in Boston- yes, even better than you guys - and we were never challenged. Now, after more than 5 years of patronage by us, it's gone. Upon arriving there tonight, we encountered only darkness, and a sign saying "Thank you for 37 years of ..." and the rest is hazy.

At last, we understand the true pain behind these words…

*actually, only 9 of the Ten are mourning the loss. One of the Ten pledged his allegiance to nearby Despina's Pizza on Mass Ave 6 years ago, and has remained faithful ever since.