Pimpin may not be easy

But Dictatin’ certainly is.

Radar provides a review of the lavish lifestyles and habits of some of the world's most renowned dictators.

Dubbed "Li'l Kim" by political comedian Bill Maher, North Korea's tyrannical premier stands proud at five feet three inches tall, a stature that is often augmented by his most treasured accessory, platform shoes, and a clever, albeit retro-styled, pompadour/Elvis 'do. But what he lacks in height, he makes up for in libido. The notorious petite playboy has been known to recruit attractive high school girls with clear complexions from the countryside for harem-like purposes. They are apparently taught to sing and dance at the leader's private events. These "Joy Brigades," as they are called, are basically employed as sexual party favors. He is alleged to have told the male guests at one of his parties that they were entitled to any of the girls they could catch. This is purported to have turned into a scene of intoxicated older men chasing teenage girls all over Kim's seven-story "pleasure palace."

Lifestyles of the Rich and Fascists (Radar online)