The rye bread is very stale indeed.

So we've been trying this new Twitter thing that all the kids all the members of the media have been using lately. It's being touted as the Next Big Thing! So it was with some sense of obligation to you people that we decided to give it a whirl.

So what did we find? Here is a typical post on Twitter.

"The rye bread went stale. Time to throw it out for the birds."

Think we'll sit this one out.