For those of you who interested in such things

This week’s Rolling Stone offers a guide to "The Essential Las Vegas," a list of things to do in Vegas. In case any of you are looking for things to do in Vegas. You know who you are.

Among their suggesstions: You can be reminded of how freaking old you really are by visiting the Pool at the Hard Rock, you can down a glass of Ass Juice at the Double Down Saloon, or you can see Tiny Kiss at the Hard Rock (not to be confused with Mini Kiss. Yes, there are dueling Little People Kiss tribute bands out there. It’s Vegas.).

Or you can shoot a Squad Automatic Weapon at The Gun Store, THE destination for all your gunnery needs, and the only store in Las Vegas “Featuring Lead Free Ammo for our customer's health and safety." They’re currently offering a $5 discount coupon on all machine gun rentals (AAA card not required.)