Calling All Homeland Security Proffesionals
Enuff with that terrorism nonsense. It's been eleventy years since the last attack and we're already bored with it. There's some real work to be done. To wit:
What are you going to do about this?
Yes, this means you. So put down that coffee, stop arguing with your colleagues over whether its pronounced 'hurricANES' or 'hurriCUNS', and get on this before we have to take some drastic measures of our own, like buying window shades.
Photo and links via Goldenfiddle
posted by The Ten Angry Men @ 10:23 AM
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3 Comments:
Now we are in trouble. Better call the private sector specialists in to help the public sector wake up and stay sober! Somebody start building tinfoil hats and missile defense batteries!
We've already spent all of the UASI money on a Zombie Eradication Plan.
Sure, laugh all you want and call the state auditor. But you won't be laughing when a half-dead Ryan W is eating your brains.
Interesting use of "to wit". An unusual phrase to say the least. Where have I seen that one used recently? Crap. Can't place it...
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