Worst. Week. Ever

Occurred back in 1945, when a Japanese man was on the scene for not one but two atomic explosions.

"Mr. Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on Aug. 6, 1945, when an American B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He returned to Nagasaki, his hometown, before the second attack, officials said." via the NY Times.

Do we detect a pattern here?

A new President is sworn into office, and not too long after China gets aggressive with a US military asset.

Just like in 2001.

The rye bread is very stale indeed.

So we've been trying this new Twitter thing that all the kids all the members of the media have been using lately. It's being touted as the Next Big Thing! So it was with some sense of obligation to you people that we decided to give it a whirl.

So what did we find? Here is a typical post on Twitter.

"The rye bread went stale. Time to throw it out for the birds."

Think we'll sit this one out.

From our friends at the Elf Liberation Front.